33 Cheesy but Epic Pickup Lines
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Here are some Epic Pickup Lines to Shine or Fail with the opposite sex along with the appropriate tips to succeed at being Awesomely Epic!!!
1) Introduce Yourself In An Epic Manner
2) Ask For Hers Of Course
3) Check Her Qualifications
4) Make Sure She's Not Broke
5) Make Sure You're IN The Moment
6) Art Is Always A Good Conversation Topic
7) At Some Point, You GOT To Ask For Her Number
8) Hopefully She Has A Good Sense Of Direction
9) Show Her How Ambitious You Are
10) Her Relationship With Her Father Will Dictate Her Relationships With Men
11) Find Out About Her Family!
12) Chill With The Compliments. Use as a Spice, Not Flour!
13) Always Good To Know How She Earns A Living.
14) Major Points If You Can Pull That One. For Real!
15) Being a Cunning Linguist Helps Your Case
16) Male Hygiene Is NEVER To Be Neglected
17) In Case You Already Know Her, Then............
18) Everybody Loves Cartoons. No Really....... Everybody!!
19) Know Some Magic Tricks? Take Out Your Magic Stick And Shazam!!
20) Is She Athletic? Ask Away
21) Unlike Bono, Tell Her You May Have Found What You're Looking For!
22) Display How You're Caring, Affectionate, And Help Around the House.
23) There's A Genie In A Bottle, But It's Not Christina Aguilera.....
24) "Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder" They Say........
25) More Epic Points If You Can Pull That One Without Bursting Out In Full Laughter
26) Like Usher Did, Tell Her How She Reminds You Of A Girl...... That You........ Once Knew!
27) Remind Yourself What The Point Of This Conversation Is...
28) Show Her You Play Sports Too!!
29) Being A Geek Is Cool These Days.
30) Use As Backup If Conversation Stale: Ask How She's Doing
31) Being Observational Goes A Long Way
32) You Are What You Eat!
33) If She's The One, Like R.E.M, You Might Lose Your Religion Over Her
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Aldo Pusey
Update: 2024-05-10